Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
Or:
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%作者: RAY 时间: 2003-7-25 22:14
2作者: ymgd 时间: 2003-7-25 22:16
ASS KISSING是什么意思?作者: RAY 时间: 2003-7-25 22:25
ymgd wrote:
ASS KISSING是什么意思?
无耻的拍马者作者: RAY 时间: 2003-7-25 22:27
SHOULD BE
无耻的拍马屁者作者: ymgd 时间: 2003-7-25 22:38
就是KISS别人的ASS?
那真是无耻了.作者: SZ79 时间: 2003-7-25 22:39
加工店=累作者: Lance 时间: 2003-7-26 17:34
不过加工店没事做又可以整天休息作者: chsxjlz 时间: 2003-7-26 18:16